14 days ago
I thought I knew what corned beef hash was; turns out I did NOT. I know it's listed as "Dave's" hash, but no mere mortal can conceive of something so delicious and flavorful. This had to be handed down from Mt. Olympus from the God of thunder, lightning and breakfast meats. At first bite, your eyes roll up into your head to make sure that your brain has enough dopamine stored up to fully register what type of pleasure your mouth is about to experience. At the second bite, your vision returns but clouds again with tears of joy because yes, it is that damn good. By the third bite your torn between wanting to eat this as fast as possible, or slowing down to savor every last morsel. Once you've reached this stage you realize that there's other items on the plate too. I personally go with a grilled English Muffin but there's really no wrong answer. The homefries and whatever bread you choose pair perfectly with the omelet and did I mention that there's bacon involved in the hash? Yes, there's freakin' bacon! I mean seriously how much better can it get? My only complaint is that the diner is currently closed and I can't get this omelet until tomorrow.